On my bus ride to work today I found a little religious flyer (of the Evangelical persuasion). As it seemed like an appropriate reading for the morning bus commute (not too long and easier to hold than the Metro), I actually read it. I’d like to share two and a half sentences from said flyer:

[..] The Bible is the only Book in the world that predicts the future. Thus the Bible is more modern than tomorrow’s newspaper. The Bible accurately foretells the future […]

I actually really like the phrase “more modern than tomorrow’s newspaper.” It has a nice ring to it.