I haven’t seen a review this scathing in a really long time. Ben Kuchera’s review for Far Cry: Vengeance (Wii) went a little something like this:

I’ve often played games I thought weren’t that attractive, but this game was downright ugly. It’s like ugly’s uglier older sister, Uglita. Except she was horribly burned in an accident when volatile Nasty-sauce from the Beat-Down corporation spilled all over her face.

The game must be really, really bad to make a reviewer that upset.

• Game Review: Far Cry: Vengeance (Wii)

This one made me snicker.

Canada

• xkcd: Canada

Via Surfin’ Safari: The Safari Team’s Favorite Websites

I really like the artwork and video teaser for this game (I’m entirely relying on John Gruber here in the assumption it is a game). The video is strange and kind of made me nervous just to watch it. The artwork is also beautiful. And it’s all in black and white (and gray). I like things that are gray.

• http://www.limbogame.org/

Via Daring Fireball.

• A Safe-For-Work Katamari Pole Photo

Via Kotaku.

I usually hate those Coke commercials that give you that warm and fuzzy feeling of happiness and the joy of life…then leave you feeling bamboozled into liking a cheap advertising trick by an uber-rich corporation. This one’s good though:

• Grand Theft Auto: All Coked Up – Kotaku

Via Kotaku.