I haven’t seen a review this scathing in a really long time. Ben Kuchera’s review for Far Cry: Vengeance (Wii) went a little some­thing like this:

I’ve often played games I thought weren’t that attrac­tive, but this game was down­right ugly. It’s like ugly’s uglier older sister, Uglita. Except she was hor­ri­bly burned in an acci­dent when volatile Nasty-​sauce from the Beat-​Down cor­po­ra­tion spilled all over her face.

The game must be really, really bad to make a reviewer that upset.

• Game Review: Far Cry: Vengeance (Wii)